Ghost Yoga

JUST SAY NO TO YOGA

How to learn without doingHow to tell a storyHow to tell jokeHow to meditate 24/7How to keep your yoga studio open 24/7How to only ever teach to your best friendsHow to find new best friendsHow to politely say NoHow to screen-print your own Ghost Yoga shirtsHow to live without a smartphoneHow to live without a phone phoneHow to live with little moneyHow to borrow moneyHow to build a hot tubHow to build a saunaHow to stick a sticker in publicHow to stick a sticker in privateHow to climb a normal fenceHow to climb a dangerous fenceHow to train for climbing all types of fencesHow to train for climb up or down steep steps (for all ages)How to be silentHow to teach without talkingHow to teach without tryingHow to teach without knowingHow to be boldHow to blow mindsHow to sneak into first classHow to stay warm in winterHow to survive all seasonsHow to host a dinner partyHow to survive a bad yoga teacherHow to find a good yoga teacherHow to be a great yoga teacherHow to teach different styles of yogaHow to teach what you want… not what you think your students wantHow to teach when you’re sickHow to teach when you’re angryHow to teach something for the first time in your lifeHow to j-walkHow to j-walk with othersHow to j-walk with a dogHow to bend space and timeHow to tell the time without a clockHow to chew your foodHow to know when enough is enoughHow to savasana/corpse pose/power nap without sleepingHow to respectfully sneak into placesHow to visit a museumHow to visit a museum for freeHow to design spaceHow to build a spaceHow to clean a spaceHow to enjoy spaceHow to hold spaceHow to sculpt spaceHow to sculpt space and timeHow to move through a space and timeHow to connect with anotherHow to kill someone with kindnessHow to say hello to your neighborsHow to look like a local in a foreign landHow to be on the same page as someone elseHow to be on the same team as someone elseHow to express yourselfHow to meet Madonna and convince her to be in your movieHow to whittleHow to meowHow to treat othersHow to treat yourselfHow to enjoy doing nothing more than somethingHow to become addicted to doing nothingHow to set up your own Ghost Yoga studioHow to set up your a Ghost Yoga studio in someone else’s studioHow to host your own Forget CampHow to not be an addictHow to be asexualHow to make a fireHow to make It countHow to count to 100,000How to play video gamesHow to sit like a yogiHow to tie your shows like a yogiHow to arrive in a space like a yogiHow to eat once a day and never feel hungryHow to be lostHow to buy a helmetHow to write about yourselfHow to write to othersHow to journalHow to buy your best friend a helmetHow to be an undercover Buddhist monkHow to convince your family Lazy = GoodHow to convince your family Doing Nothing is not LazyHow to make eye contact with othersHow to make eye contact with yourselfHow to live without a mirrorHow to live in your own movieHow to be enlightenedHow to play with a dogHow to walk a dogHow to pet a dog that doesn’t want to be petHow to pet a human that doesn’t want to be petHow to walk in the rainHow to walk in the snowHow to sleep without a pillowHow to sleep in a hammockHow to be confidentHow to be braveHow to skateboardHow to saunaHow to listenHow to shopHow to dressHow to say StopHow to say StartHow to have funHow to be strictly casualHow to be with someone elseHow to deal with angerHow to deal with angry peopleHow to be a play music loud without hurting anyone’s feelingsHow to deal with failureHow to deal with humiliationHow to deal with fearHow to flip the party switch on at anytimeHow to party aloneHow to party with othersHow to hang out with one studentHow to hang out with many studentsHow to make 30 minutes of yoga last 30 daysHow to teach a 12 hour long yoga classHow to be with yourselfHow to enjoy boredomHow to see in the darkHow to DJ a yoga classHow to DJ a dance partyHow to exit a stageHow to exit a yoga class before the endHow to get dressed for winter and exit a room in sixty secondsHow to trick a group of people who don’t like yoga into doing yogaHow to convince a bunch of strangers to get naked and then film themHow to run a yoga studio that offers a good variety of yoga stylesHow to get high without drugsHow to get high with drugsHow to break the iceHow to blend inHow to stand outHow to stand stillHow to collect artHow to buy foodHow to focus on workHow to schedule funHow to check your emailHow to be indoors and connected to nature 24/7How to communicateHow to never say Sorry I’m late.How to never say SorryHow to never be lateHow to buy groceriesHow to do the greatest back bendHow to laugh at your own jokeHow to avoid a questionHow to avoid an unwanted relationshipHow to be respectful at all timesHow to never need an umbrellaHow to hang out with old friends for the first time in agesHow to use digital communicationHow to avoid miscommunicationHow to catch a trainHow to miss a planeHow to tie your shoesHow to flashlightHow to visit a cityHow to visit a movie theaterHow to eat during a movieHow to be luckyHow to see magicHow to be a wizardHow to not be mistaken for a witchHow to set up a haunted houseHow to grow-upHow to grow oldHow to grow-downHow to let others know you’re doneHow to celebrate your birthdayHow to celebrate your deathHow to let goHow to play pianoHow to play any instrumentHow to walkHow to surfHow to loveHow to yogaHow to be hurtHow to feel painHow to express painHow to accept painHow to not be in painHow to understand artHow to be smartHow to be freeHow to climb a treeHow to just say no to yogaHow to ghost any type of yoga as a studentHow to ghost any type of yoga as a teacherHow to not give a fuckHow to not run out of shit to sayetc.